[U] BREAKING: The Felon Martin Shkreli Has Failed To Meet His Bail Conditions — “Off To Jail, NOW!” Sez US Attorney…

UPDATED: 09.08.2017 @ 2 PM EDT — The able judge has bumped up the date for the hearing, and the correlative dates for submission of briefs. We are now five days away from Marty’s likely incarceration. I’ve updated the order copy, below. I would say this is a strong indicator that the able judge is putting Martin behind bars. 

Of less moment, but also this afternoon, the defense team filed a motion and memo to knock out the conviction on Count 8. It claims an errant definition of “affiliate” drove that conviction. I find that entirely… unpersuasive. I predict the conviction on Count 8 will stand. Still no formal reply from Mr. Brafman — in order to keep his client out of jail.

End update.

Hat tip to FTD — for this truly priceless find!

CNBC has it as well. But here is the motion to immediately revoke his freedom, pending sentencing on his three felony convictions.

Lovely.

Simply lovely — read it all. It seems the Secret Service has had to increase protection around HRC — due almost exclusively to his lunacy.

And — now even his Lauren Duca threats are being cited by the AUSAs:

“…Near the end of his trial and since his conviction on August 4, 2017, Shkreli has made at least two public statements harassing specific women. As has been widely reported, Shkreli was banned from Twitter in January 2017 after harassing journalist Lauren Duca.

In early January 2017, Shkreli had sent Duca a message via Twitter asking her to be his “+1” or companion to the inauguration of President Donald Trump. (See Exs. A & B.)

Duca publicly rejected the request. In response, Shkreli called Duca a “cold you know what” on Twitter and famously changed his Twitter profile picture to a doctored image appearing to show Duca on his lap on a couch. (Id.). This conduct earned Shkreli a ban from Twitter. On July 27, 2017—on the eve of the final trial summations—Shkreli made the following statements on Facebook: “Trial’s over tomorrow, bitches. Then if I’m acquitted, I get to fuck Lauren Duca[.]” He added, “And Anna Kasperian, she’s pretty hot,” referring to a political pundit.

Thus, just as the case was to be submitted to the jury, Shkreli made a public threat against two women whom he dislikes and with whom he has feuded in the past…. ”

Here is the order, for the hearing come one week from today, at 4 PM EDT — in Brooklyn:

….The court will hold a hearing on the government’s motion to revoke bail on September 1314, 2017 at 2:00 p.m. at 225 Cadman Plaza East, Brooklyn, N.Y., 11201, Courtroom 6C South, before Judge Kiyo A. Matsumoto. Defendant shall file a response to the government’s [362] motion by September 12, 2017 at 5:00 p.m., and the government shall reply by September 1213, 2017 at 5:00 p.m. In its reply, the government shall indicate if it intends to call witnesses, and shall advise the court of the anticipated length of the hearing. Ordered by Judge Kiyo A. Matsumoto on 9/87/2017….

Say bub-bye Marty. You have likely lost your pre-sentencing temporary freedom — entirely due to your own idiocy. What a… tool.

The AUSAs definitely have a motivational bulletin board somewhere — with Marty’s endlessly threatening Facebook (and now ebay) posts tacked up. Hilarious.

Yep that’s your karma calling Marty. Buckle up.