UPDATE: Emily Saul just reported by tweet, that the jury got started almost a half hour earlier than normal, even with rain delaying other commuters. I think that means they want to wrap up by end of day, for certain. They stayed late both two days ago, and yesterday — by about 20 minutes each. Now they are in early on a Friday morning. Seems like today will be the day. [End update.]
First, an aside: As irony would have it, exactly 30 years ago this morning, on August 4, 1987 — under pressure from then President Ronald Reagan, the FCC rescinded the so-called “fairness doctrine“. It would have been futile to resist, as the President clearly could change that policy by simple executive order (after Red Lion Broadcasting Co. v. FCC, a 1969 US Supreme Court decision). But I digress. As a result, we here aren’t (and the formally FCC-licensed media) is no longer required (consistent with amendment, first) to present any controversial issue, or series of events in a fair and balanced manner, ever since.
So — with all of that in mind, Billy has burned the midnight oil, and graciously created a quiz (that’s a two page PDF file) for Meg Tirrell, Matt Herper, Emily Saul and any and all the others waiting it out, in the media room, in Brooklyn — or in other locations. Click the link to download it — I may quickly turn it into a fillable online form in the right margin later this morning.
We are deeply indebted to Mr. The Kid’s… humor and… dare I say it?… genius! [And we appreciate the fair use of the erstwhile courtroom sketch artist’s work, as it appears (derivatively) as a small portion of the public domain image, at right.]
Here’s to hoping it brings us a verdict, later today.
Namaste…
Glad that’s over… what do the sentencing guidelines say about the 3 guilty counts?
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Condor has called, count 8 up to 20, likely 10.
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The other 2 counts also up to 20 I think
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Acquitted of “the most important counts?!?”
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Nope. He’s going to the clink.
[And I see thee at noon-ish, and 3:24 PM — facing southward, and smiling fondly… hey you.]
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Marty, trying to claim victory!?!?
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Brafman trying to apply positive spin!
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2 Counts of Securities Fraud and 1 Count of Conspiracy to Commit Securities Fraud.
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New post in a few! Count 8 guilt will cost him ten years — all by itself! Yes!
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CNBC Guy Adami: “if smugness was a crime he’d spend the rest of his life in jail”
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Who thinks they’re gonna let him leave the courtroom?
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Great question!
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Well that was unexpected.
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What were you expecting again?
Also when will the sentencing be?
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8 guilty
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7 not guilty
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6 guilty
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5 not guilty
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4 not guilty
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3 guilty
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1-2 not guilty
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VERDICT!
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Oh hell yea! Guilty!!!
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I mean that’s my hope… I didn’t want to mislead.
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Extra, extra breaking news…
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72 degrees and clear, with very little wind. I only managed to shoot a 91. But a nice 6.25 mile stroll while chasing the white pill around. Beats sitting in a federal courthouse! :).
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Or in the… clink!
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What is this movie line from “na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na” *continues echoing while hitting ball*? It has to do with the post 🙂
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Cadyshack 2?
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I think it is one, I didn’t know you made a quote to Caddyshack down below. Too iconic a film. Jackie just couldn’t recreate the greatness of Chevy and Ted Knight together. 🙂
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From the looks of my Twitter timeline, these journalists are bored to death.
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Aiyiyi. Is the jury going to squeeze another “free” lunch out this process before a verdict is reached?
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Hah!
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If today is today, my theory is correct. The jurors wanted to stretch out the week because some of them likely have *stressful jobs* I say to the jurors, you guys deserve the whole week even if most of you were likely saying “When do we get to nail this SOB? ” 🙂 Now let’s end this with making Brafman angry. 🙂
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I’ll buy Ben another bag of Ruffles, to help him get over the loss…
[And… I see you — grinning — at 11:16, just now…. fondly, as ever.]
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We should send him a Ruffles bag. We should send the whole defense team sham agreements that look similar to Marty in the Condor Namaste Fund. Billy, can you make agreements too? 🙂
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Actually — it would be wonderful (and ironic!) if some of the male MSM journalists (who are confident in their own sexuality)… started “hitting on him” — by trolling the new twitter handle… turnabout is fair play.
Put him on the defensive, for a change… but I guess the best answer is to simply not engage with his middle school nonsense.
Namaste…
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And — I won’t link to it, but the new Martin Twitter account is (to no real effect) trying to sexually harass the female reporters INSIDE the court building this morning… YAWN… he is nothing… if not childishly predictable.
See Emily Saul’s tweets this morning. What a… loser he is.
“Gimme dat GUILTY verdict!”
Onward!
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Notice he’s not tagging them by their Twitter accounts. So I guess TECHNICALLY he’s not interacting with the media, while in the courthouse. What a weasel. Hope the jury puts a hard stop to this soon.
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Love that you tried with the @jack message…
Props!
Namaste…
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And trolled him back.
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Yup! He just wrote: “I will spit bars after the verdict. Believe this.” [That’s a rappers’ reference to earning tons of cash.]
I would revise it, thus: “He will rest his dainty little hands on steel bars — and stare, numbly… out into the common areas — clad in orange… after the verdict. Believe this!”
Onward!
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Today is either the day or the jury has someone still reading and pouring over every detail. And that is what anyone should do in a trial like this.
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Agreed!
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Well, if you’ve got accountants on the jury…
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Indeed!
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TODAY IS THE DAY…
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I’m not sure I’d pass billy’s test. But “ouch,” for putting journalist in quotation marks for question 35. Also you might want to check the wording of question 36, unless I’m mis-reading it. Do you mean: What’s the name of the journalist who got Marty banned from Twitter?
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I think your edit is correct, Dr. Martin. And I cannot make it an editable fill-in form on the free WordPress site….
So we will “let it ride”! Alternatively, let us stipulate that the answer to 36 is “Marty’s misogyny toward Ms. Duca got Marty banned from Twitter…” everyone gets full credit on No. 36!
Yay!
And I posted the lead in on this post, to suggest we have an editorial slant. We don’t intend to pull punches here.
That is, as to 35 — if the person writing the book had anything to do with “planting” a conversation between two friendly third parties — for Juror 2 to “overhear”… all in a cynical attempt to create drama, for the book/movie … well, I’m decidedly annoyed by that, as a taxpayer, supporting the federal court system.
Did it happen? Who knows? But had it caused a mistrial… “there’d be some mess, Zed…”
Great stuff!
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That was my intended meaning. From hole #6 this glorious morning.
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“Right in the lumber yard, Danny!” Hah!
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Do you take drugs Danny?
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Bonus question: where was Danny from?
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Wasn’t it like… Waukegan? The “wrong side of the tracks,” compared to Bushwood Country Club (presumably in Kennilworth, Illinois)? Danny’s girlfriend was from… Ireland. A low wage summer immigrant, right?!
Crazy!
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He was attending college in Lincoln NE USA
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Funny — he seemed too cool to be … a Husker! Was he in community college?! Hah!
I always thought of it as northern Illinois (I guess because of Chevy Chase)…
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“Why I oughta, one of these days Alice… POW right in the kisser”
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Re: #35
https://goo.gl/images/Rn9Ejv
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[From the immortal Billy The Kid:]
Condor, Can you move this to the day 5 entry? Thanks BTK
Click to access marty-quiz.pdf
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“Immortals, we put their name to the test that day”. Name that movie.
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